RainsTribe

It has been a crazy few months... Since Kevin re-enlisted in the Army it has been one incredible ride, ups, downs, we've been through it all.
We finally got his orders! Yes, he was even held over at AIT (schooling, basically) because they originally gave him orders to Korea... unaccompanied... meaning he would have had to leave us all and go play Army in Korea for a year without us.
Now, that didn't work for me, he didn't like it either... so he asked about that since he had to get...

*I am only posting this as a special request from my personal blog, that someone asked me to repost it here because she got such a kick out of it, so... Enjoy!! *

I know every mother in the world can write a whole chapter on poop. I mean, we face it every day during a diaper change or a toddler playing with "play-do" as I like to call it, or a child that has an accident and things of this nature.

How about when something is sooo hilariously funny - about...

Why is it a kid can NEVER eat a sandwich like a normal human?
I have kids from 19 to 11 mos old and barring the older guys, the kids eat the sandwiches crazy, like, they eat the middles out, or pull it apart or maybe disect the thing first and rebuild it... ?? rocket science? No, just food, kids, eat it!

some kids have to make "sections" and put this food here, that food there and etc, eating out of each section... huh?? shovel it in already so I can get back to cleaning...

Ever notice the ever growing list of foods and drinks we can't have while PG?
Just off the top pf my head....
Coffee / Tea / Soda - culprit: Caffeine - recent studies show it increases the risk of miscarriage!
Cold cuts - culprit: Listeria
Nuts - culprit: allergies
Fish (up to 12 oz a week) - culprit: mercury
The list really does go on and on... then we have a list of OTC medications that we can and cannot have as well as the obvious no smoking or drinking....