I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments.. what is it?
1. Produce: Mushrooms
2. Bakery: Custard filled long johns
3. Meat: Chicken
4. Frozen: Healthy Choice Steamers - chicken and shrimp
5. Dry goods: Cool Ranch Doritos
If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 5 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?
1. man, you drool a lot
2. Shoooweeee baby Cara!
3. I love you
4. Man, this place is a mess
5. Grey's Anatomy comes on tonight
So, what 3 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do, you'd probably be in a pretty irritable/bad mood?
1. shower
2. do a few Shockwave daily games
3. eat
What are 3 things that you have in your home that have been with you for the longest amount of time?
1. Peep (a stuffed sheep)
2. Baby Joy (my first doll)
3. small toys from my childhood
You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on t.v. of your choice. You can pick between 4, so what are you deciding between?
1.Grey's Anatomy
2.ER
3.Two and a Half Men
4.American Idol
You're driving down the road, and suddenly you're hit with this sense of road rage. What 3 factors probably contributed to it?
1.Someone driving slow
2.tail-gaters
3.children not strapped in appropriately
Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?
1.Watching TV
2.Napping
3.Long warm bath - nap
in that bath possible

4.cleaning
5.browsing the net
We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?
1. Exotic birds
2. primates
3. sea lions
You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?
1. B&J Creme' Brulee'!!!!!
2. Strawberry Cheesecake (with pieces of cheese please)
3. Oreo Cookies and Cream
Somebody stole your purse/wallet ... In order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?
1.Keys (at the bottom of course)
2.Diapers
3.Pacis
4.ChapStick
5.old useless receipts
You are at a job fair, and asked what areas you are interested in pursuing a career in. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 3 careers would be fun for you?
1.Actress
2.Country-Top 40 crossover Singer
3. Baby item and diaper store owner
If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?
1. You look hot!
2. don't eat so many Ramen noodles your Freshman year of college
3. stay in Memphis and report that stupid roomie
4. or don't go to college at all.
If you were to attend a costume party tonight, what or whom would you go as?
dirty housewife - and I don't mean naughty, I mean I need a shower
What are your choice of toppings on a hamburger? And do you prefer gas or charcoal grilling?
Cheese, pickles, mustard, and dehyd onions - whatever McD uses.
what is one circumstance that the public is not aware of that has influenced your choices, that if the public knew, might change their view of you?
I'm confused. . . I guess that I want a happier childhood for my children than I had.
It's your first day of vacation, what are you doing?
relaxing on a bed that I don't have to make!
What is your concession stand must-have at the movies?
Popcorn with a LOT of butter
Which do you dislike most: pop-up ads or spam email?
pop-ups
How long was it from 'the first date' until the proposal of marriage?
official proposal?
2 years exactly - if you count only the last time we dated
Which is worse, being in a place that is too loud, or too quiet?
too loud
What is one quality that you really appreciate in a person?
humor
At the good old general store, what particular kind of candy would you expect to be in the big jar at the counter?
Gobstoppers!
What is the most distinguishing landmark in your city?
hahahhaha Wal-Mart? lol
Everyone hears discussions that they consider boring. What topic can put you to sleep quicker than any other?
details of WoW happenings. yawn
How many times did it take you to pass your drivers test?
the written part? just one.
The driving part? 2!
If you had to have the same topping on your vanilla ice cream for the rest of your life, what topping would you choose?
None if it is Bryers
What food item would need to be removed from the market altogether in order for you to live a healthier, longer life?
Butter
You are offered an envelope that you know contains $50. You are then told that you may either keep it or exchange it for another envelope that may contain $500 or may be empty. Do you keep the first envelope, or do you take your chances with the second?
Um. I'm pretty gullible, so I'd trade and probably be let down.
If you had to choose, which would you give up: cable TV, or DSL/cable internet?
AHHH! Don't do that to me! TV I guess, because I can watch a lot of shows on the net.
What is your highest level of education?
4.5 years of (wasted) college
How much is a gallon of gas in your city? What was the highest it's been?
$3.79
ditto
What kind of lunch box did you have as a kid?
I had a pink Muppet Babies one.
What would you rather have, a nanny, a housekeeper, a cook, or a chauffeur?
housekeeper definitely. It's the only one I need, as I love doing the other three myself.
Would you rather be trapped in an elevator, or stuck in traffic?
traffic
Lets say a brick fell on your foot, and your kid is standing right next to you, what is your 'cleaned up' swear word?
Crap!