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What Moms REALLY want for Mother's Day:

To be able to eat a whole candy bar by herself, and drink a glass of Coke without any "floaters".
To have my 14-year-old answer a question without rolling his eyes in that "Why is this person my mother?" way.
Five pounds of chocolate that won't add twenty.
A shower, without a child peeking through the curtain with a "Hiya, Mom" just as I put razor to my ankle.
A full-time cleaning person, who looks like Kenny Chesney.
For my teenager to announce, "Hey, Mom! I got a full scholarship and a job all in the same day!"
A grocery store that doesn't have candy, gum, or cheap toys displayed at the checkout line.
To have a family meal without a discussion about bodily secretions.
To be able to sit down on a plane with my toddlers and not have some pencil-neck-yuppie moan, "Ohhh, nooo! Why me?"
Four words: Fisher Price Play Prison.

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Janet Mommy to Skyler, Morgan, Trey & Dakota Cash ME-35 (8-30)
DH-37 (7-7)
DS-12 (5-21)
DS-10 (10-23)
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DS- (4/24/2009)
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