Girl, you are to funny!!! I am not much for massages so when I get one it is more like a body rub then a massage but L often goes for the torture sessions too.

One time I got L a massage and then next day I go to like pat her on the back and she about jumped to the skies in agony...but she loved that massage.
A new washer and dryer good for you. Atleast it is the top of the line, my latest washer and dryer purchase was pretty much the cheapest ones I could find that gave the options of hot and cold.
I got heart socks for Valentine's Day---- Go me!!!