First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow.

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.'

For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough; it's even tougher if you're stupid.'

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Stacey (38)
DH Steve (38)
DS Chase 2-13-07

That is HILARIOUS! I was gagging, but it made me laugh anyway!

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Oh that's nasty!! Funny though.

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Mary Beth - 31
DH - 30
Baby Kian - 3/24/07
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Mary Beth, oh my gosh, that new pic of Kian is cute! Love the prominently displayed new shoes. Wow, what size is that kiddo wearing?

Thank you! They look bigger than they are because of the way the pic is arranged, but I swear his feet are huge. I think those shoes are size 5's which doesn't sound all that big but they look big when you see him. Maybe I'm just not used to seeing him in shoes though.

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Mary Beth - 31
DH - 30
Baby Kian - 3/24/07
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OMG, that was gross but too freakin' funny!!!!!

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Ewww!!!!!!!

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GROSS!!! ....but funny! I just sent that to some of my Vet friends-- and changed the name of the school to reflect their own! tee hee. Thanks for the laugh!

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Karen




Mommy to:

Emma Katherine 12-31-98
Caroline Grace 7-11-00
John Francis 12-28-02
Sarah Margaret 11-23-04
Mary Clare 3-8-07
and Blessing #6!! 9-28-08

too funny, but gross

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Stacey, lurking, Jerry and I just got a HUGE kick out of that. Thank you for making me laugh today!

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Jeannette
wife to Jerry 09-10-04
Mommy to:
Dean 2-23-07
and
Jeigh 06-06-08

Hahahaha!! Funny!!

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