Re: I'm leaving! Stomp stomp...
sugarmesweet, don't leave. I was thinking since both of us had the word "sweet" in our usernames, we could totally be B/F/F!!!
Actually sweetie, I'll let you in on the conspiracy. Bill is the only guy here because he's our bodyguard. He doesn't let any newbies in to get close to us fatties. We do what he says because he had us sign a contract stating we would. Hell, his own wife isn't allowed to step out of her stilettos, ever. So consider yourself lucky sweetie pie.
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DING DONG THE BIATCH IS DEAD!!!
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