Dh's amazing way with words!

hollywog · #1 (**permalink**) 01-25-2008, 06:27 PM

Okay, so we've been ttc for over 7 years now... Because of all the crazy crap I've been though, and because we had twins after all that, everyone dh works with knows we're well versed in assisted reproduction. It's no secret! BUT, we have told no one that we have been trying again since the adoption failure.

Dh works for a small company and knows everyone really well. He let the secretary (who again, he knows very well) know that he will need Monday off for medical reasons and she asked if everything was okay. Because he knew she would a) not tell anyone and b) think this type of humor was funny, he said....

"Well, Patti... It seems I still enjoy shoving money up my wife's vagina!"

I know everyone has different senses of humor... but Patti thought that was HILARIOUS... and so did I!

SpoiledHouseWife · #2 (**permalink**) 01-25-2008, 06:34 PM

LOL, hey we all need to make light of not so LIGHT situations every now and then. My friend calls my son the " Follicle " She used to come with me to my scans while I was stimming, we then have to explain why, people get wierded out..lol We just laugh!

Staciewi · #3 (**permalink**) 01-25-2008, 06:47 PM

LMAO!!!!!

Oh I just about choked on my apricots!!!!

Ahhhh thanks for the laugh!!!!

mildlydelirious · #4 (**permalink**) 01-25-2008, 08:42 PM

That is hysterical!!! I love it.

I have a friend that still calls Avery my little grain of rice. She saw the first heartbeat u/s and she asked me how big the baby was...

~m

AkaMsPris · #5 (**permalink**) 01-25-2008, 09:03 PM

I am a lurker from the IUI board....But I just wanted to say....

I about FELL off my chair when I read this

....I HAD to read it to my DH....he said he was going to use that one next time the opertunity came up!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Justine · #6 (**permalink**) 01-26-2008, 06:57 AM

OMG -- To funny -- my DH actually told me this morning before I even got out of bed -- saying the girls are a riot this morning - I too can't wait to put money up yours. Do I get credit for this -- if we get a girl we could call her Diamond. I of course rolled over and told him to get me coffee.

psycojenni · #7 (**permalink**) 01-26-2008, 08:10 AM

That was great.

want2beamommy13 · #8 (**permalink**) 01-26-2008, 08:24 AM

OMG, thats hysterical! Hey, if you think about it ladies, we all have quite expensive vaginas at this point. Maybe we should insure them like J Lo insured her butt!