Little Jimmy was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers
came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. Jimmy was being
uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his
father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes
in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go
out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some coloring, and took Little Jimmy aside to ask
him, "Is that really true about your father?"
No," said Jimmy, "He plays for the Baltimore Ravens, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
Anthrax Scare At Owings Mills:
Baltimore Ravens football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head Coach Brian Billick immediately suspended practice while police and federal investigators were called to investigate.
After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.
Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
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