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07-02-2005, 09:33 AM
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SKPrincess
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A pointless thread . . .
This a thread where we can BS and chit chat about what not while building up post counts! Lurkers are more than welcome to join in!
Key point is to *remember to turn siggies off*!
So boost your post count and get the little stuff off your mind as well.
BTW Happy 4th of July Weekend!
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07-05-2005, 12:10 PM
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SKVIP
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Re: A pointless thread . . .
Great idea! This weekend was crazy for us. We moved, it was my birthday and then the 4th!
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07-05-2005, 12:47 PM
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SKPrincess
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Re: A pointless thread . . .
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07-05-2005, 12:49 PM
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SKPrincess
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Re: A pointless thread . . .
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07-06-2005, 02:43 PM
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SKPrincess
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Re: A pointless thread . . .
One day, storyteller Karen Kandel visited the library. She told a story from the Ashanti people of West Africa. It was about a yam that could talk!
When the story was over, Leona picked up the storyteller's yam and said, "I wonder what this yam would say if it could really talk."
Suddenly, the yam slipped out of Leona's hands and fell to the floor.
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07-06-2005, 02:44 PM
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SKPrincess
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Re: A pointless thread . . .
"Oops!" Leona said as she picked it up. "Sorry."
"Hey! Next time be more careful!"
"Who's that talking?" said Leona.
"I am," said the yam.
"Aaaa!" cried Leona, and she dropped the yam and ran to find Lionel.
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07-06-2005, 02:44 PM
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SKPrincess
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Re: A pointless thread . . .
When Leona found Lionel, he was hunting for something.
"Hey, Leona, have you seen my baseball glove? I know I dropped it around here somewhere . . ."
But Leona said, "Lionel! The yam! The yam talked!"
"I don't think so, Leona," said Lionel. "Yams can't talk."
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07-06-2005, 02:45 PM
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SKPrincess
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Re: A pointless thread . . .
Lionel pulled his baseball glove out from under a heap of books. "There you are!" he said.
"I thought you'd never find me."
"Who's that talking?" said Lionel.
"I am," said the glove.
"Aaaa!" cried Lionel. He dropped the glove, and the cubs ran off to find Cleo.
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07-06-2005, 02:45 PM
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SKPrincess
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Re: A pointless thread . . .
When the cubs found Cleo, she was hammering a nail into the wall.
"Mom! Mom!" cried the cubs.
"The yam talked!" said Leona.
"And then my glove talked!" said Lionel.
"Oh, that's silly!" said Cleo. "Yams and gloves can't talk. Ow! I hit my thumb! Bad hammer!"
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07-06-2005, 02:45 PM
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SKPrincess
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Re: A pointless thread . . .
"You should be more careful."
"Who's that talking?" said Cleo.
"I am," said the hammer.
"Aaaa!" cried Cleo. "This can't be happening!"
And the hammer said, "Oh, yes, it can!"
Cleo dropped the hammer, and all three lions ran off to find Theo.
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07-06-2005, 02:46 PM
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SKPrincess
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Re: A pointless thread . . .
When they found Theo, he was outside taking a walk around the library.
"Theo, the hammer talked to me!" said Cleo.
"My glove talked to me!" said Lionel.
"The yam talked to me!" said Leona.
"Take it easy now! You know very well that yams and gloves and hammers can't talk."
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07-06-2005, 02:46 PM
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SKPrincess
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Re: A pointless thread . . .
"They can! They can! Oh, yes they can!"
"Who's that talking?" said Theo.
"I am," said the library. "And my roof could use a few repairs."
The lions all looked at each other.
"We'd better scram!" they cried, and they ran as fast as they could to find the storyteller.
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07-06-2005, 02:47 PM
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SKPrincess
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Re: A pointless thread . . .
"Karen!" cried Theo. "The library, the hammer, the baseball glove, the yam - they're all talking! Can you imagine that?"
"Yes, I can!" said Karen. "All the things you heard talk were reminding you all to be more careful and pay better attention."
"Really?!" said the lions.
"Then again," said Karen, "it might just be your imaginations running wild."
"Yes! That's it!" said the lions. "Just our imaginations. Thanks, Karen!"
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07-06-2005, 02:47 PM
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SKPrincess
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Re: A pointless thread . . .
Karen picked up her stool and the rest of her things. As she walked out of the library, she said to herself, "A day in the library can be quite exciting, can't it?"
And the stool said, "It can! It can! Oh, yes it can!"
The End.
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07-06-2005, 02:48 PM
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SKPrincess
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Re: A pointless thread . . .
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy,
Wuzzy?
The End.
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07-06-2005, 02:49 PM
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SKPrincess
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Re: A pointless thread . . .
I am done! My latest story is complete!
"The Old Man," by Babs Caplan!
It was a dark and stormy night.
The old man had a story to tell, and this is the story the old man told . . .
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07-06-2005, 02:49 PM
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SKPrincess
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Re: A pointless thread . . .
It was a dark and stormy night.
The old man had a story to tell, and this is the story the old man told . . .
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07-06-2005, 02:50 PM
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SKPrincess
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Re: A pointless thread . . .
It was a dark and stormy night.
The old man had a story to tell, and this is the story the old man told . . . . .
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07-06-2005, 02:51 PM
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SKPrincess
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Re: A pointless thread . . .
It was a dark and stormy night.
The old man had a story to tell, and this is the story the old man told . . .
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07-06-2005, 02:52 PM
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SKPrincess
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Re: A pointless thread . . .
The End.
Why, this may be the best story anyone's EVER written!
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