1.
I have little or no patience when it comes to...geez, what do I have patience for these days?

I never used to be this way. Right now my biggest frustration is that Joshua, once fully trained, has regressed totally in the poop department. Arg.
2.
I wish I could spend more time having FUN with my kids without having to worry about laundry or dishes, or the fact that I'm too tired and lazy.
3.
The most productive thing I accomplished this past weekend was getting us all outside for some old-fashioned family time.
4.
The most enjoyable thing I did this weekend was bringing the kids to see the 'Festival of Lights', which is a big display of Christmas lights sponsored by local business. Sunday we walked down to the arena and I watched DH teaching Joshua to skate while Marisa had her nap in the stroller.
5.
I've always wanted to learn how to play the piano. It's one of the few things on my 'do before I die' list, and I'm sure the kids will be long gone by the time I learn, but I have every intention of taking lessons even if I'm old when I do. I have really short fingers, so I probably won't be any good, but I want to try anyway.
6.
If money wasn't an issue, I'd buy ________. There's a loaded question.

I'd update my old and frumpy wardrobe, with new and comfortable (okay, frumpy) clothes. I'd get a makeover and a kitchen renovation...okay, I'd get a brand new house...with a big tub, like Marisa's.