A joke
Since I'm Irish, this joke struck me a pretty funny. If you don't, I apologize in advance.....
A young woman returned to Ireland after being gone for over 5 years. Her father screamed, "You ingrateful child! Do you know how worried your mother has been!!?
The young woman answered, "I'm so sorry father, I'm ashamed to say I've become a prostitute"
Her father screamed, "What!!!! What kind of person have you become??!!! You are a horrible daughter!!!"
Crying, the young woman says, "I've just returned to give Ma this fur coat and jewelry and you this car and tract of land that I've bought with my savings"
Her father answers, "Wait, what did you say you've become?"
"A PROSTITUTE, FATHER! I'M SO ASHAMED!!!"
"Oh, is that all? I thought you said Protestant!!!!!"
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OMG! Haha! I'm Irish Catholic and I found it hilarious!
Donna 
too funny
That is great.
