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Old 11-04-2006, 02:40 PM
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Creation Science

God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't
need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life
out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the
'beginning.'"

"Oh, is that so? Tell me.." replies God.

"Well, " says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the
likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man."

"Well, that's interesting. Show Me."

So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.

"Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God,

( I love this)

"Get your own dirt."
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Old 11-04-2006, 03:16 PM
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Heard that when i first got saved and it still makes me laugh. Scientist may be able to most of the highly impressive stuff, cloning etc, but they still need to go back to God to get the basics.

God bless,

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Old 11-06-2006, 02:11 PM
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Thats so funny ... thats how I picture God (with a sence of humor). He is so awesome.
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