For Sale
1 slightly used Camo Hunting outfit
3 footballs (lightly used)
2 baseball mitts, 1 ball (scuffed up from hitting asphalt)
1 case of yellow "lance armstrong" wristbands
1 scruffy yellow "common man" jacket
Assorted Medals and Ribbons (new issue), including 3 purple hearts, 2 silver stars with the unofficial V for valor
1 Lucky Hat, CIA issue
1 B-40 Grenade (dis-armed) War souvenir
contact the law firm of Edwards, Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe...
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