email from my uncle- pretty funny
My uncle just sent me this email. I think it is too funny!
"Special Notice from Carnival Cruise Lines
NOTICE FROM CARNIVAL CRUISE LINES
Afghanistan Cruise
We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had promised to leave the country if George W. Bush became President. With that in mind We have a Special Offer for those who still want to keep their promise.
Attention:
Alec Baldwin
Rosie O'Donnell
Ed Asner
Whoopi Goldberg
Cher
Phil Donahue
Rob Reiner
Barbara Streisand
Jane Fonda
... and anyone else who made that promise, please dispose of all US assets, and report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise "Elation" which has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan. You may opt at no extra charge to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq.
Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise. Please pack for an extended stay . . .at least four more years! Note: Since you advocate strict gun control you may not bring any.
Staffing your voyage is:
Bill Clinton
Captain
Al Gore
Cruise director
Monica Lewinsky
Recreation director
Ted Kennedy
Lifeguard/emergency procedures director
Ex-Congressman Gary Condit
as Intern coordinator
If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes, friends, and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. Her village can raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return.
Bon Voyage!
Is this a great country or what!"
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Re: email from my uncle- pretty funny
