I played this on another board.

Make a wish, then the next person grants it, but there is a negitive consequence. Then that person makes a wish, etc.

IE: (1st person) I wish I had a maid.

(next person) granted, but she takes everything you own...
I wish I could eat anything I wanted and not gain weight.


OK.
I'll start.
As above,
I wish I could eat anything I wanted and not gain weight.

Granted.. but you have to eat everything frozen!


I wish I had a million dollars!

granted...
but you owe IRS 1.5 million dollars

I wish my mom wanted to have more to do with me.

Granted..Now she wont leave you alone for one second


I wish i had a car that ran better

Granted, but your husband romped on it too hard and wrecked it.

I wish the world was a perfect place to live.

Granted, but humans and all other species no longer have free will.

I wish I lived in Florida.

Granted...but you get pounded with hurricanes every month.

I wish I had a better job.

granted, but it is 10000 miles away from where you live.

I wish I never had a bad hair day.

Granted, but you have to wear wigs everyday.

I wish I could live in a mansion.

Granted but the main floor is always flooded, the roof is half gone, and you're in tornado alley.

I wish my kitchen was bigger with more light.

Granted but then you'll have 100s of windows to clean

I wish I had more money.

Granted, but you have to pay huge taxes, relatives always whine and beg for money, and you are stalked by a homeless person.

I wish weight would instantly disappear after giving birth.

Granted...but you have disgusting stretch marks that you won't want to show off your belly.

I wish I had a bigger apartment.

Granted, but now its so big you spend all your free time cleaning & dusting it.

I wish someone could have christmas on sunday, instead of cramming them all into 2 days.

Granted, but now you have 3 times as many obligations to attend.

I wish we owned our house and had no more mortgage payments.

granted, but the city wants to make your land commercial, and leaves you with little money after the settlement and no home.

I wish my daughter would wait for the answer before asking the question again, & again, & again...

Granted, but now she asks 10 times as many questions.

I wish I had a self cleaning vehicle.

Granted, but it sucked you up in its self cleaning system... and you can't get out!

Forgot to make a wish....
I wish Shawntay would quit asking me to type her name.

Granted, but now she can type it herself and always wants to be on the computer.

Wish Aislyn would stop grabbing everything off the desk.