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Old 09-19-2006, 11:47 AM
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Default Male vs Female Definitions

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female.. The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the
boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male..... A source of entertainment, self-_expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female..... The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
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Old 09-19-2006, 03:39 PM
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Default Re: Male vs Female Definitions

Made me smile
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Old 09-20-2006, 07:19 AM
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Very cute!!!!
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Old 09-20-2006, 07:42 AM
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Default Re: Male vs Female Definitions

ALOT OF TRUTH IN THOSE DEFINITIONS...
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Old 09-20-2006, 11:26 AM
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Old 09-20-2006, 12:13 PM
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Too Funny!
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Old 09-21-2006, 08:20 AM
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