Have any of you ever felt really annoyed that that old fat red B**ch

wasn't around yet? I don't even have spotting yet, and i'm not amused at all.

And there's not really any chance this month because the one time i bd'd

, it was too early.
I'm on a roll now so everyone should duck!
I'm just getting pissy about a lot of things, stupid things. Like that i have what seems like
almost a cold or
almost bronchitis or
almost a major soar throat, but it doesn't get better or worse.

Like that i'm making sure that i'm chugging tons of water,

but only going to pee 2-3 times the entire day. Where the H377 is it all going?? Like the fact that i keep getting wierd cramping, but i haven't even started spotting. By day 14, i should have already had at least 2-3 days of really dark disgusting spotting, and Bruno practicing his karate kicks on my lower back.
Can i scream at someone? Please? And i just finished off a 1/4 of a pie in like 5min!!

And i feel like i could add a lot more to that.

I have a bag of plantain chips just calling my name. And i have most of a half gallon of ice cream

(banana split!) sitting in my freezer.
Is there someone i can kick, just for the heck of it?

Please?
I'll even apologize afterwards.
Maybe i'll just go to bed and cry about the fact that i'm going to see my opthamologist tomorrow, and his office staff were mean to me that last time i was there.