heee hee... pretty bad!! I have a friend that named her girl Patience, and I know a man named Harold Areola - but he goes by Harry Areola!! Haa Haa...
He should stick with Harold!!

Wow... yep some of those are definitely out there!
well I thought that I would put in my 2c my husband and I couldnt agree on our sons name we knew he was going to have DNA (all his boys are our lil girl is RNA) as his initials but we couldn't decide on a D name so... he wanted to call him Dartangion (as in the 3 musketeers! not spelled right I dont think) and I liked Damian! so I got my way but after 1/2 hour discussion in the records room at the hospital and me feeling pretty tired the day after a 10 hr labour told him ... fine then I dont care I want Damian but do what you want... so he came back to the room and my child is now called Damimean! but I still call him Damian his whole name is Damimean Nukpana Ahote (nukpana Ahote in Hopi for evil restless one!!) oh dear now we are trying for #5 and I just hope that this time I get to name him/her!

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Just bored and lurking... here are a few weird names I have come across...

Bayram Bayram (yes his first name is the same as his last name)
Jari Peikari (why would you make your kids name rhyme?)

Its not as bad as shithead! but still to me those names are a little unfair!

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We had two boys in our school with screwed up names.. one was James Gyves Head... We called him Jamie.. when he turned 18 he legally had his middle name changed to Russell.. the other one was Tryon Coxs.. We also had a Phuc in school, but he was vietnamese and it was pronounced Phook.

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My mom had a friend who had identical twin girls, whom she named Sugar and Candy. As if that isn't bad enough, their last name is Kane!!!! I love unusual names but some people are just downright mean, lol!

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I know someone who called their son Cavin or Calvin...well in cattle raching Calving is what happens when cows give birth.

I am just going to jump in here.

I went to high school with a guy named Tab Lloyd. I went to church with a guy named Teddy whose middle name was Bear.

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Okay here are my best ones- I used to teach 1st grade:
Camilot (girl), Oktober (boy) and his sister's name was Halloween Lullaby- she goes by Lullaby. Serioulsy- what are people thinking?

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