I am in my last year of my twenties, divorced mama (successfully co-parenting with her daddy) to the brilliant three-year-old (someone remind me to update this description in 2009, would you?) Sophia, and a skater for my local rollerderby league
I have been a member of SheKnows since 2004 when I was pregnant with Sophia and have been amazed by the friendships and connections I have formed here. Cheesy? Yes. Also very, very true.
I parent, I work, I skate (turn left).
I have been a member of SheKnows since 2004 when I was pregnant with Sophia and have been amazed by the friendships and connections I have formed here. Cheesy? Yes. Also very, very true.
I parent, I work, I skate (turn left).
I Like to Flirt With Danger
Posted 04-25-2008 at 07:22 AM by memarq0
When your office has two doors (one leading to the hallway and the other to a main, traffic-heavy office), you really are living dangerously to fart stinkily. Not that I do this.
I'm just sayin'.
I'm just sayin'.
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Posted 04-25-2008 at 07:37 AM by travellingmama
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1) Get a lighter to keep in your desk drawer with the excuse that one may be needed for lighting birthday candles
2) Should you ever happen to let one rip, discreetly pull said lighter from drawer and ignite near the source of discharge 3) Oh yeah, keep a scented candle on your desk and 'claim' to be lighting it should anyone see your lighter-waving activity Hopefully that'll work for you. It definitely would have worked for me at my old job w/ a very public desk should I have ever needed it... like while pregnant  |
Posted 04-25-2008 at 06:07 PM by CaPagrl
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