When your office has two doors (one leading to the hallway and the other to a main, traffic-heavy office), you really are living dangerously to fart stinkily. Not that I do this.

I'm just sayin'.

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...or perhaps just a second adolescence.

But I'm having skin issues. In the last year and a half, my formerly porcelein-like complexion has become a rocky terrain that no one would want to come near (assuming that someone who might generally want to snuggle up in the first place hadn't already been frightened off by the divorce at a young age, the tattoos, and the bright yellow hair, that is).

When I'm not flaking dry skin off in snowdrifts that gross out even me -...

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