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AirForceWife2007 · #1 (**permalink**) 05-21-2008, 07:59 AM

So after being woke up by the carbon monoxide detectors going off at 4am, we're fine... they were faulty, and then being woke up by one of DH's troops, I finally slipped into dreamland. And wouldn't you know, TTC and painful cramps invaded my dreams.

I have no clue how it started but the bulk of the dream was me going from doctor to doctor that did blood work and some really weird tests involving shoes and some funky sea sponge. Each test involved taking a photo of me and putting it in a frame to see if changed colors. And I went up and down these old rickety stairs into a dungeon-like lab several times.

Then the tests just stopped and I was given a packet of information but known of it gave me results of the painful cramps and infertility. So then I had to start calling everyone who did anything to me and ask them what my results were. I kept getting the runaround and while all that was going on a movie projector was playing back all the tests and it kept cutting to photos of the sea sponge and dirty shoes. Finally I got ahold of someone to give me answers and they say... "Oh your cramps are a result of hormones, suck it up and you'll be fine. You're just a victim of hormones."

Then I woke up.

LOL. TTC even invades my dreams. It should be noted that I woke up to cramping. I don't know why but I am seriously thinking AF has been trying to start since 4dpo. So weird.