Re: What do you teach your kids about masturbation?
I do have to say this because it is funeeee! My son (12) asks us questions about sex. Well, he sees the commercials and keeps asking what male enhancement is. I didnt want to tell him at first. Finally after the millionth time I told him.
Me: Okay. You know how when you wake up in the morning and your penis is sticking up because you have to pee?
Son: Yeah
Me: Well, to have sex a mans penis has to stick up like that. Sometimes men have trouble getting it to do that, so they advertise these pills on tv that will help them make it stick up so they can have sex with thier wife.
Son: Ewwwwwww, that's grosssss!!!!! Why did you have to tell me that!!!!!!
Me: Well, I told you I didn't want to tell you, but you kept asking so I figured you were ready to know. Sorry.
Okay, he is 12. I am sure he has heard far more disgusting things from his friends at school. I am not naive enough to beleive no one knows about sex or discusses it in 6th grade.
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